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Shark Head 

Someone who is so totally completely pan-handled that their friends would be able to place a punctured inflatable shark toy on their head with little resistance and proceed to chant "He's got a shark on his head, shaaark on his heeadd!" if they so pleased.
Look at hessy, man, he's chasing all the seagulls!
I know mate, but let him off, he has got a massive shark head afterall.
Shark Head by BigOldSharkHead August 30, 2010
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Shark Head 

When a girl bites your dick or scrapes your shaft with her teeth during oral sex. Typically drawing blood or ruining the entire Bj in the process. A girl that has tendencies of treating your dick like a Oscar Meyer selects premium angus beef hotdog and snapping into it with her sharp fangs. Essentially like shoving your cock in a sharks mouth.
Derek - Yo, Stacy is so fucking hot dude, you lucky bastard.
Rick- Nah, you don't even know man. She gives shark head.

Derek- What do you mean?
Rick- Last time she gave me a blowjob, she chewed on my head like a fucking dog toy. It's like getting blown by a shark.

Derek- Damn, shes a real Louis suarez huh?
Rick- Yeah
Shark Head by GM123 January 11, 2017

Bro Hammer Head Shark 

-A statement at the end of a conversation with the purpose of confusing everyone who hears it.
-A brother of a hammer head shark.
"Aiight dawg I'll catch you later, Bro hammer head shark!"

Head shart 

When your significant other eats your poo then gives you head
Toms girlfriend gave me a “head shartlast night
Head shart by Mikey furlong July 7, 2021

sharthead 

A term used for someone who is beyond stupid and just overall a very "sharty" person.
Rene is such a sharthead everyday, Jesus Christ somebody get this kid some help.
sharthead by swagmaster4realsies September 16, 2017
Used often in The Maze Runner, it is a replacment for shithead. Also, it is a good word to use around adults. What you call someone who is stupid or a jerk.
Bob: You are such a ...

Mom walks in

Bob: shankhead!

Confused Sue: What?
shankhead by AngelicSoul_DemonicHeart September 11, 2011

Sharkhead 

When a woman giving a blowjob uses her teeth in unpleasurable ways.
Cindy gave such bad sharkhead that I am pretty sure I was bleeding a little!
Sharkhead by SlimTal February 26, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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