Someone who is so totally completely pan-handled that their friends would be able to place a punctured inflatable shark toy on their head with little resistance and proceed to chant "He's got a shark on his head, shaaark on his heeadd!" if they so pleased.
Look at hessy, man, he's chasing all the seagulls!
I know mate, but let him off, he has got a massive shark head afterall.
I know mate, but let him off, he has got a massive shark head afterall.
by BigOldSharkHead August 30, 2010
When a girl bites your dick or scrapes your shaft with her teeth during oral sex. Typically drawing blood or ruining the entire Bj in the process. A girl that has tendencies of treating your dick like a Oscar Meyer selects premium angus beef hotdog and snapping into it with her sharp fangs. Essentially like shoving your cock in a sharks mouth.
Derek - Yo, Stacy is so fucking hot dude, you lucky bastard.
Rick- Nah, you don't even know man. She gives shark head.
Derek- What do you mean?
Rick- Last time she gave me a blowjob, she chewed on my head like a fucking dog toy. It's like getting blown by a shark.
Derek- Damn, shes a real Louis suarez huh?
Rick- Yeah
Rick- Nah, you don't even know man. She gives shark head.
Derek- What do you mean?
Rick- Last time she gave me a blowjob, she chewed on my head like a fucking dog toy. It's like getting blown by a shark.
Derek- Damn, shes a real Louis suarez huh?
Rick- Yeah
by GM123 January 12, 2017
-A statement at the end of a conversation with the purpose of confusing everyone who hears it.
-A brother of a hammer head shark.
-A brother of a hammer head shark.
by Notrub acissej Ol ymerej March 10, 2010