shardage 

happens after you take a wet shit and don't wipe properly. The overlooked dirt soon dries and feels like shards of glass in your anal cavity. Walking feels like hell and requires much re-adjustment.

shardage is commonly mistaken for torn asshole, which occurs after a poop is too large to fit through your butt at its normal size or after anal sex (ouch and very gay). also mistaken for fire-ass, which occurs after diarrhea and your butthole's exposure to acid

two kids while on a tour of the Musuem of Natural Science:
Kid 1: "Hey, stop pulling at your ass.
Kid 2: "Man I gots da shardage cuz I didn't have enough time to wipe this morning."
Kid 1: "Oooo. Are you sure that wasn't cuz of my dick in yo butthole last night."
Kid 2: "No. Yours is too small for this kind of damage."

shardage by Jako Kot May 13, 2008

Shardae 

The cutest nicest girl you'll ever meet! Everyone loves her cause she's so nice, but if you make her mad your head might get ripped off! She also hates the hot, the cold, people and bugs

Man I love shardae cause she's so nice and cute but don't make her mad cause she just might rip your head off(:

Shardae by Daballaba ding dong January 27, 2013

shartage 

The product created by a shart. The residual and unexpected feces in your pants after a fart.

"Earl just ripped one."

"Did he have shartage?"

"No, I think it was clean."

I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.

shartage by shartage_fan September 8, 2010

Shardgent 

The keeper of the shards.

The shardgent of arms was the proprietor over the shard sack the other night at the shardashians party for most of the evening.

Shardgent by Shardgent Old School April 15, 2012

Shardae 

An unique human being and loves hard. Very beautiful and outgoing

My cousin is beautiful like an shardae
Get you an shardae

Shardae by Shadaee December 22, 2016

shardgent 

The proprietor of the largest shard sack.

Last night old school was the shardgent at arms for the majority of the evening at the shardashians shardanay party while he was wearing his shardegain.

Todays featured shardist is Shardgent Old School.

shardgent by Shardgent Old Schoolio August 7, 2012

Shardaye 

An absolutely amazing person. She is very smart, but loves to slack off. She laughs at absolutely anything. Most definitely a Gen Z, with the typical nihilistic aproach to life. Has a select group of friends, with whom she hangs out with most frequently. She's pretty short. Just bluntly stating it.

"Who's that girl over there?" "Oh, that's Shardaye. A+ person." *Shardaye yeets away in the distance*

Shardaye by Fandoms Are Horcruxes September 21, 2018