Shaolin Monk 

Born out of necessity, a true follower of the worlds oldest and most complete system of martial arts. They are put through some of the most grueling and demanding training at the Buddhist Songshan temple in China, Austria, or New York, where ever they happen to be, which in the end has produced some of the most skilled and talented warriors this world has ever had the privilege of beholding.

These guys do iron groin training...sounds like time for an image search, eh?

Oh man! I made fun of that bald guy in the orange robe and he put his big toe through my chode.

You - oh master i wish to be a shaolin monk!

Shaolin Monk - yes student that will be fifty dollars.

You - ....

Shaolin Monk - CHEEYAH!!!!!!!!

You - *dead*

Shaolin Monk by Galvin Blascock March 24, 2007

chillin' like a shaolin monk 

When someone is so chill they are down to the level of a shaolin monk. They are very cool and down to Earth, almost in a meditative state.

Johnny was in debt up to his ears, he lost his job and his wife divorced him. To top it off, some kid just broke his LCD tv. But all that didn't matter, because he was chillin' like a shaolin monk.

chillin' like a shaolin monk by slamm3r_911 March 27, 2011

Shaolin Monks 

One of the most powerful humans in the world.

The Shaolin Monks followed him to his home to beat him up.

Shaolin Monks by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021