Shank and Wank 

When you're killing a person via shanking and your jacking off in the process.

Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.

Shank and Wank by Jascebalon July 9, 2016

shank and wank 

using a sharpened tool to stab somebody, while then proceeding to insert ones phallus into the wound and fuck it

Henry fucked up real bad and got the shank and wank.

shank and wank by lexlewis February 21, 2009

Stank and wank 

The act of jacking off while taking a shit

couldn't jack off because my parents were home so I went to the bathroom for a stank and wank

Stank and wank by Jlarso69 July 10, 2016

spank and wank 

While getting wanked off, the wankee slaps the wanker's ass cheek until it leaves a mark.

"Did you hear? Tim gave Chey the ol' spank and wank the other day."

spank and wank by Donkey-ho-tey September 20, 2017

Stank and Wank 

After doing anal with your partner, you eject your penis and Jack off to finish the job

She told me to pull out of her booty so I had to do the stank and wank to finish off.

Stank and Wank by Jascebalon July 9, 2016

wank and stank 

It's a special move that activates, when you are masturbating and the same moment, the jizz shoots out, you fart, so it bacomes a magical moment, in that everything is released from your body and you go into transcendence

Bob: Y'know Billy, yesterday was great!
Billy: Why?
Bob: I had a wank and stank, it shot me into stratosphere.
Billy: Wow, I've heared about it, but I thought that were only legends!

wank and stank by SlamWeasel May 4, 2018