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shame army 

The internet's unstoppable mob of "pitchfork weilding" exstremists that attack people for posts, comments, and opinions that are outlandish, unpopular, or what they consider to be vile and disturbing. The shame army can compromise people's jobs, saftey, and personal information, as well as silencing future in normal opinions no matter how intelligent and valid.
The shame army attacked Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian exposed her as a lying attention whore.
shame army by Es🌻 August 31, 2017

Armitage shank 

The act of shaking one's penis after urinating to remove any remaining drops of liquid.

Taken from the popular (and oft seen) British toilet manufacturer, Armitage Shanks.
Did you see that bloke? He was doin' the old Armitage Shank a bit too vigorously.
Armitage shank by crudux_cruo September 2, 2009