Shandle

A toilet seat handle (Shandle = seat handle) that has built-in antimicrobial protection against germs and bacteria so you never have to touch the dirty toilet seat again. It's offered in many fun and colorful designs. There's a Shandle for everyone! Find yours at www.theshandle.com

I love my Shandle.

by Heavyd777 December 16, 2008

shandle

An unfashionable wearer of both socks AND sandles at the same time can be defined as being a shandle.
A spotter of such crime can also be refered to as a shandleir.

Tourists in European countries in high summer. Usually male, may also be wearing a bumbag, god forbid! For some unknown reason will be walking around in swealtering heat wearing (commonly white) a pair of socks and a pair of sandles. Socks + Sandles = Shandles

by leehamilton51 April 22, 2006

shandle

n. a fart

v. to fart

n. That was a nasty shandle!
Is that a shandle I smell?

v. I have to shandle.
She shandled.
Did you shandle?

by Lainie September 3, 2005

Shandle

When you shit in a ziplock then cut a corner and pipe it under someone’s car door handle. A shandelier is when you do it to all door handles.

Dude bobs been a total ass all week I think I’m gonna shandle his ass.

by Whittlecummywummy July 12, 2021

Shandle

To cleanly something off in one swing/swipe/cut.

In the movie Tangled, Flynn Rider shandled Rapunzels hair.

by Peachy Meep Kiwi September 15, 2025

Sandler Jew

A person of Jewish Heritage that isn't very religious but has Jewish Blood.

Jews take pride I'm their bloodline, if your parents or close ancestors are Jewish you would be considered a Jew.

A close comparison would be a 'Jack Mormon'

Howard Stern, Adam Sandler, Harrison Ford and many others would be considered Sandler Jews.

by Goldst3in January 12, 2013

shandeh

Shame; embarrassment. (Yiddish)

Bernie Madoff's behavior is a shandeh!

by Dirty Vicar September 29, 2009