Shamefish

Making a stupid mistake on something that should be a gimme.

Dumb guy: "Oh no! I labeled it wrong and put my return address in the forwarding address."

His friend: "Shamefish."

by LutherX May 16, 2009

snakefish

Noun: (A) Snakefish
Verb: (To) Snakefish

An individual who, for a short time, claims to be of an alternate sexual orientation or undertakes personality characteristics of an alternate sexual orientation with the explicit intent of deceiving a desired partner that they are, in no way, sexually attracted to them because they are ‘of a different sexual orientation’; however, the deception is intentional and the individual will ultimately pursue and fully complete coitus with the desired partner. The term or label ‘Snakefish’, can only be awarded to an individual who completes full sexual intercourse with a desired partner after implying through context or explicitly stating that they are of a sexual orientation which they are not.

Term is considered to be derogatory.

1. “Female speaking with another female friend I met this guy last night who said he was gay and thought vaginas were gross. He was pretty cute but was so gay. Later in the night, we were talking about guys and then he started to come on to me and we fucked in the bathroom. I thought it was so hot because he was gay but there is a part of me that feels like he snakefished me.”
2. “Male speaking with another male friend Dude, if you snakefish my sister, I’ll fucking kill you.”
3. “Being a snakefish is not exploring your sexuality.”

by Dionysius420 November 21, 2018

shamefest

A kind of perverse celebration held to acknowledge something a group of people have done shamefully wrong.

This New Year’s Eve our family has chosen to have a shamefest in lieu of a party since we all admittedly voted for Putin’s BItch.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 23, 2018

shamefast

A complete fourth meal eaten with friends after a night of drinking, usually at a 24-hour diner between the hours of 2 and 5 AM. Shamefast is a great opportunity to recap what may have been missed (or forgotten) earlier that night.

Dood, I'm over this. Let's head out and grab shamefast at the diner on the corner.

by zomgjustsomeguy April 13, 2011

Spamfish

That one guy on the bus that tries to sell you ice-cream.

Nico: "You see that guy over there?"
Roman: "Yeah, he's a total spamfish"

by Flashfrog May 26, 2011

jerk off stalefish

To jerk off without the usage of material, such as a magazine or video.

My internet isn't working! Looks like I'm going to have to jerk off stalefish tonight.

by Mikey P 4130 March 19, 2008

Jerking off Stalefish

The act of jerking off to your own ass while looking at it in a mirror.

"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"

"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"

by CollaBear June 12, 2012