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Shamwasted 

Main Entry: sham·wa·sted
Pronunciation: \,sham-way-stəd\
Function: verb
Date: early 2009
1. the act of being shitfaced, hammered and wasted at all the same time;
specifically : the act of being so inebriated you don't remember anything from the previous night even if provoked
Last night at the bar we were beyond shitfaced we were shamwasted!! We got so shamwasted, we woke up with a bear skin rug, fresh bear meat, a bear head in the shower and we were all wearing Cosby sweaters.. and we live two hours from any sort of wilderness!!
Shamwasted by shelbonics November 13, 2009

shamestick 

A stick of butter rolled in sugar and then eaten
You're fat because you love those god damn shamesticks!!
shamestick by FS SMITH February 19, 2009

Shamblastique 

1. Another word for wow or amazing.

2. When you find money in your pockets that you didn't know was there.

3. When you think about a word too hard and it loses it's meaning.
1. "That's shamblastique"

2. "Oh shamblastique! There was a ten in my pocket this whole time. I'm going to go to Starbucks with this" :)

3. Sarah-"Have you ever thought what the word birthday really means?"
Caitlin-"Don't think about it too hard, your brain will shamblastique!"
Shamblastique by Caitlin's17 January 16, 2009

shamefest 

A kind of perverse celebration held to acknowledge something a group of people have done shamefully wrong.
This New Year’s Eve our family has chosen to have a shamefest in lieu of a party since we all admittedly voted for Putin’s BItch.
shamefest by Dr Bunnygirl December 23, 2018

shamecation 

A vacation from a friend, activity, or location (e.g. bar, restaurant) due to committing a shame-inducing transgression (e.g. 86'd from a bar, making out with a friend's spouse). Typically lasts until one apologizes/settles the lawsuit to/with the aggrieved party.
Stan went on a shamecation from hanging out with Kyle after getting inappropriately drunk at his wife's birthday party and being thrown out of the restaurant for arguing with the Asian manager.
shamecation by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014

Shamefish 

Making a stupid mistake on something that should be a gimme.
Dumb guy: "Oh no! I labeled it wrong and put my return address in the forwarding address."

His friend: "Shamefish."
Shamefish by LutherX May 16, 2009