Shakweave

When you are doing The Cup Song on your boyfriends ass and suddenly he farts in your face. The fart must contain a large amount of bass and it most be long in duration.

Omg, yesterday, I was doing The Cup Song on my boyfriends huge ass and he did the Shakweave.
I was playing with my boyfriends butt and he did the Shakweave on me.

by xdjcm November 23, 2021

Shakwekwe

Multiple large black women appear out of nowhere and start riding the nearest cock

Lamar: Hey, I got some shakwekwe last night

Franklin: lucky bastard

by Shakwekwe69 January 17, 2021

Shakwequeer

Someone who got some shakwekwe

Lamar: I am a shakwequeer

Franklin: Lucky bastard

by Shakwekwe69 January 17, 2021

seaweave

Floating hair weave that has strayed from its owner. Usually found in pools or water parks with high concentrations of African Amercians.

<Speedstream> we were at the wave pool @ darien lake
<Speedstream> some weave went by
<Speedstream> i said, aw, it's no big deal...it's only seaweave

by thejammonster October 3, 2008

Shamwave

noun - A traveling wave of notoriously contagious laziness, generally initiated by one or more lazy individuals who act as a catalyst for a chain reaction of sham.

Currently, a shamwave in the vacuum of space is the fastest object in the known universe.

Bert: "Man, I don't feel like working today."

Jared: "Yeah, Dan started a shamwave early this morning so we're all going for beer at lunch, you in?"

Bert: "Is a frog's ass watertight?"

Jared: "Umm....I don't know..."

Bert: "Yes, I am in."

by dirtytree January 5, 2008

shweave

A short girl that looks like Dora the Explorer with very dry hair, typically feels like a weave

*feels ‘the girls’ hair

“OMG ur hair feels like a shweave”

by Ãjrøñã íś çøøłãt November 29, 2017

shakewater

The water that comes from the melted ice at the bottom of a to-go cup.

"My mouth was so dry I though I was gonna die, but the only liquid around was a Tacobell cup with some 3 day old shakewater."

by MRLBS November 26, 2014