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nothing to shake your dick at 

Something that is underwhelming, not special, or "meh."
Bro: "Yo, bro! You see that girl?"

Cuz: "Yo, dawg, that ain't nothing to shake your dick at."

Dick Shake 

When a guy beats off in a blender and adds ice cream and vanilla extract.
Ex.
Some guy: Dude, I didn't have any milk today so I beat off in the blender and added ice cream and vanilla extract instead. Very good dick shake.
Some other guy: Shut up, foo.
Dick Shake by Wee Machine October 6, 2004

Shake Some Dick 

Guy tearing up the dance floor.
Q: What are you trying to do tonight?

A: Im trying to go to the club and shake some dick on some hoes.

shake my dick 

A term used to describe something that doesn't mean shit, or can be accomplished with ease.

The phrase was brought to fruition by the great wide receiver Randy Moss.
Reporter: Randy how are you gonna pay the NFL for your $10,000 fine?
Randy: Straight cash homie, Randy don't right checks, what's 10 grand to me? Next time I might shake my dick

Randy shook his dick at the NFL's fine.
shake my dick by Clint Toris July 11, 2016

Shake hands with Dick Cheney 

Urination. Particularly by means of a penis.
Hey Bob, save me a spot in that meeting. I have to drop by the bathroom to shake hands with Dick Cheney.

shame dick 

A casual sex partner that you are not particularly proud of but also can't seem to resist because their a good lay.
Don't tell anyone but last night after the party I caved and hooked up with shame dick... Promise you'll try to stop me next time.
shame dick by Tipsy Philosophy April 23, 2019