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Shakaki

Redneck term for extreme and sudden surprise.
This pheasant just flew out of the fucking bush like "Shakaki"!!!!

Tits just fell out of the shirt like fucken SHAKAKI!
by Aaron McDiggity Dog February 27, 2008
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Shakiki

A newly implemented stat in basketball, not yet recognized in the NBA/WNBA but notoriously found in street games and small leagues, where a player of any position defecates on the floor and another player slips and falls down the court. This rule is limited to 4 droppings of feces per half, excess of that would be considered a fertimental foul .

In addition to a shakiki, there is the BrownForward; a new starting position which has been implemented for those who excel exceptionally in the category of shakiki’s. The BrownForward is usually a subsitute position for the PointGuard.

Example:
John Doe is a BrownGuard with 15 points 12 assist 10 rebound and 23 shakiki’s
( a quadruple-double)

This means that he managed to get one or multiple players to slip on his feces 23 times within the game.
Carlos: Hey Sam you wanna go eat at cici’s pizza? They’re brownies are pretty good.

Sam: I’m down, I got practice in an hour and coach has been annoyed I haven’t been putting up too many shakiki’s on the statboard lately. Those brownies will definitely give me the boost I need!
by ShakikiMan September 30, 2022
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shaakirah

Shaakirah is an amazing usually short person, generally long dark hair and dark eyes. Extreamly into foreign music. Very loving and caring of her friends. You would be lucky to have her in your life.
Did you see Shaakirah dancing to kpop?
by Cherylbombshell January 24, 2018
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Shakari

Shakari is actually two words made for one perfect fit...Shaka is the term wild, outrageous and full of fire. It also means tough, and high tempered when someone does shaka wrong- she instantly dismisses them..Ari is defined by sweet, beautiful, a sense of awe in presence.. when Ari loves, she loves deeply and has a certain respect for who she loves. Shakari means that this young lady is hot and cold- only if you respect her and love her back. She is born to be a star or a highly known figure in her time...be careful- she just might surprised you in every adventure she partakes in. She is very talented in EVERYHTING she does and is a fast learner. Be careful of how you treat her- she is most likely known to have a best friend called karma.
shakari loves, shakari's music
by love song March 25, 2010
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Shakaia

Shakaia is a pretty, outgoing, and nice person. She can be chill with you depending on the relationship you two have. The type of person to bring a bag of snacks to class and share it with you. She is smart, playful, rough, and strong. And is also a cool person.
"That girl is a Shakaia."
"She is like a Shakaia."
by Might Be💁🏾 October 18, 2016
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Shakakad

To take a shit on the floor and smear the fiecies on your enimies cat
Ayy lmao lemme just shakakad joshes cat
by Jaylmao January 28, 2017
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Shakking

That intense moment before the ultimate goal (sexual intercourse) when you know the time is right. You are fiercely going at each other but no so fierce that it can be called shagging. It is the so called sweet spot all pubescent teens aspire to reach.
Sophia and Scott were at each other’s throats, or should I say in them. They were a concoction of passion, saliva and other bodily fluids, each of witch harmoniously mixing to create a potion of love. Shakking.
by SJ shaggers August 4, 2018
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