ShahiKaki
ShahiKaki is rich and abundant nr. 2 secretion, characterized by super fast and highly pressurized delivery, smooth texture, distinct brown color and peculiar odor that sometimes resembles tar, vinegar, rotten tomatoes or granpa's underwear. Usually a result of prior excessive intake of fine food, it takes anywhere from few minutes to few hours to cook. Due to lack of prior warning signs, it could take even an experienced operator by surprise. Not to be confused with Joseph.
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