Shaft Blaster

Verb:

The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.

Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!

by Cal563 June 12, 2024

Shat blaster

To release a smoke bomb it to public restroom and walk/run away

Just pulled a shat blaster in Wal-Mart's bathroom with a m1billion smoke bomb

by Peterfitzwell July 14, 2015

shart blaster

The act of blasting music in a short amount of time.

Person: *Turns up music really loud with headphones*
Person 2: Mom! Jade is being a shart blaster!

by Reality Ninja 99 June 29, 2017

blister shaft

A male sex organ afflicted with a sexually transmitted disease

Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018