Shadow Clone Jutsu 

When your fucking a bitch you pull out and do the hand signs. Cum in your hand rub it all over ur foot and kick her in the pussy making sure only the big toe goes in. Pull it out and hear that pussy pop. If she doesn’t like it use Rasengan.

Friend- “bro what you do last night.”
Me- “had some bomb ass sex then used Shadow Close Jutsu”
Friend-“what she do”
Me-“she turned around looked at me then smacked me Idk why tho”
Shadow Clone Jutsu

Shadow Clone Jutsu by The magic shroom December 22, 2020

Naruto did it to Hinata with his shadow clone jutsu 

can we all acknowledge that they all had sex. Imagine one hand sasuke lol and even sai

Yo Shikamaru did you see how Naruto did it to Hinata with his shadow clone jutsu

Naruto did it to Hinata with his shadow clone jutsu by Alex_supersus1 December 2, 2020

shadow clone jitsu

the move that Naruto is caught using in every episode and it gets cooler every time

SHADOW CLONE JITSU! (boop)

shadow clone jitsu by Fearlesspack221 January 30, 2018

Shadow clone jitsu

It’s a power commonly used by the chakra user Naruto, and it lets him split into many different versions of himself. If the host is severely damaged then the clones disperse and break.

I wish I had Naruto’s shadow clone jitsu so my clones could do my homework.

Shadow clone jitsu by Professor Ramacrishnan November 23, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019