Shadow Clone Jutsu

When your fucking a bitch you pull out and do the hand signs. Cum in your hand rub it all over ur foot and kick her in the pussy making sure only the big toe goes in. Pull it out and hear that pussy pop. If she doesn’t like it use Rasengan.

Friend- “bro what you do last night.”
Me- “had some bomb ass sex then used Shadow Close Jutsu”
Friend-“what she do”
Me-“she turned around looked at me then smacked me Idk why tho”
Shadow Clone Jutsu

Shadow Clone Jutsu by The magic shroom December 22, 2020

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Naruto did it to Hinata with his shadow clone jutsu

can we all acknowledge that they all had sex. Imagine one hand sasuke lol and even sai

Yo Shikamaru did you see how Naruto did it to Hinata with his shadow clone jutsu

Naruto did it to Hinata with his shadow clone jutsu by Alex_supersus1 December 2, 2020

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shadow clone jitsu

the move that Naruto is caught using in every episode and it gets cooler every time

SHADOW CLONE JITSU! (boop)

shadow clone jitsu by Fearlesspack221 January 30, 2018

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Shadow clone jitsu

It’s a power commonly used by the chakra user Naruto, and it lets him split into many different versions of himself. If the host is severely damaged then the clones disperse and break.

I wish I had Naruto’s shadow clone jitsu so my clones could do my homework.

Shadow clone jitsu by Professor Ramacrishnan November 23, 2020

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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