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Shadloinking

Shave all of the hair off of a fully grown boar pig. Attach to your spouse on wedding day, and leave the hair on to be set of fire the night you fuck after the marriage.

"I just Shadloinked my wife after we got married.

"I love shadloinking with my husband"

by ILoveRubbingSpaghettiosOnMe January 18, 2025