That point of intoxication you have reached during your night that can lead to a wonder of possibilities. Including, but not limited too, 1. forgetting where you are/who you came with 2. forgetting/not caring who you are leaving with 3. accidentally dropping your phone in the toilet 4. singing "karaoke" even though you know your singing is actually god awful 5. making decisions that you most likely regret in the morning, etc.
"Dude that chick is totally schabliterated"
O yeah and how do you know?
"Well shes stumbling home walking with two black dudes, now what sober person would do that?
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.