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Shaabani 

Another term for getting screwed over or being really bad at something.

Can be used while gaming or in a corporate environment.
Often used in Rocket League to smack talk the other team when you score.
“Dude, you just got Shaabani’d”
“Sorry I’m late. Traffic really Shaabani’d me.”
“I really Shaabani’d that presentation
“I’ll try to be there if I don’t get Shaabani’d on this project
“I got Shaabani’d on my performance review.
Shaabani by ToxicBoss February 9, 2023
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shrabani 

Delightful human being, gets along with people really easily. Great boobs. In love with bugatti veyron. Loves to eat chicken wings, and just chicken in general, the spicier the better for her. Food is life. Loves the people she hangs out with. Wants to be a doctor in the future. Makes the stupidest mistakes ever, but everyone still loves her no matter what. Very moody, but extremely lovable.
Nick: Did you hear about what shrabani did today?
Sandy: omg what stupid thing did she do today?
Nick: she asked "how does a elevator go down?"

Sandy, Sunny, Cindy, Anshika, Jin : *all laugh at her stupidity*
Shrabani in the corner: *makes a pouty face*
shrabani by booty_call_hoe4lyfe March 10, 2017
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Sharbani 

Usually she will go of as a crazy confused girl but once u see her and meet her she will turn out to be the sweetest and hottest girl u have ever seen. Her eyes and hair turn out to be the most attractive and literally every other girl is filled with jealousy when they see her
Omg is that Sharbani? I am so jealous! I wish I was her
The epitome of pride. Shaabans are perfect at everything they do. They are the chosen people.
If you hold the tag Shaaban, you are expected* to make perfect everything you do. If not, the rest of the Shaaban-tagged population will unanimously dismiss you.

*If you hold the name Mostafa along with the Shaaban tag, no effort is to be made from your part.

Perfection** comes naturally to you, but will fade at times of weakness.

**If you have a spouse called a Lara, you will have no times of weakness, rather consistently perfect 24/7; considering that that is her strength as well. And her strength lends to yours.
Wow! That performance was just perfect! She must be a Shaaban.
Shaaban by zBumblebee July 4, 2011

shabania 

Shabania is a beautiful girl, she is very smart and talented. She puts everyone before her. Shabania puts her best effort in everything she thinks that is important. If you treat her right she will treat you right.
Mary: Shabania is so rude, started talking behind my back!

Kate: No, it’s because you talked behind her back.
shabania by Shabania November 29, 2020
The act of ejaculating in the rectum of a sex partner and then sucking the semen out of the rectum and spitting it in the sex partner's eye.
Dude, what's up with yer girlfriend's eye, it looks all red and swollen and shit. Did you give that bitch a Shabani last nite?
Shabani by The Rev. Jim September 24, 2009

syaabani 

Based on the eight month of the Islamic calendar ,these people tend to be an extrovert and loud. Fueled with energy, they're excel in literature and performing arts. Have a tendency to be prideful.
"How is he so energized? "
"He's a Syaabani, the fuck did you expect? "
syaabani by Lilbiatch March 25, 2018