Sgt. Reznov

The badass Soviet motherfucker in Call of Duty: World at War. He is so badass that he could spit in Capt. MacMillan's direction and kill him AND Chuck Norris. He gets pleasure from slaughtering German soldiers with a machete and hunts German generals for sport. Sgt. Reznov is one bad mofo. He also has the best lines in CoD: WaW

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Sgt. Reznov could spit in Capt. MacMillan's direction and kill him AND Chuck Norris.

The Nazi Zombies of CoD: WaW were resurrected only by Sgt. Reznov's pissed drive.

Sgt. Reznov does not need a trigger finger. His gun shoots when he tells it to.

Sgt. Reznov inspired this definition by turning in his grave and looking in the author's direction.

There is not enough alcohol in the world to get Sgt. Reznov drunk.

Sgt. Reznov will not reveal his first name, or has no first name at all.

Sgt. Reznov has tentacle raped every anime chick that ever lived. So now when you watch your hentai, that's not a tentacle monster, that's Sgt. Reznov's dick reaching across from Mother Russia to Japan. Yes, his dick is in fact, the only tentacle monster that ever existed. Any other reports of other tentacle monsters are capitalist lies and you will be sniped by Reznov if you think differently.

Sgt. Reznov once slowed down time for six seconds so he could watch the death of General Amsel in slow motion.

Sgt. Reznov by WetWilly12345121 April 15, 2009

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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