A handsome chad who played as Jesus Christ during 0 BC and pretended to die thus beginning the time of AD. People have not known of his eternal existence due to his invisibility cloak power.
The oracle says that once The Seyan reveals his true identity to the world, all of womankind shall become simps eternally, forever.
Welp.

Guy: Yeah so I was thinkin bout goin to the movies with you today
Girl: Wait.... is that seyan i see
Guy: not again god no
Girl: hey... how about later?

seyan by notseyan September 14, 2020

Related Words

Seyfan • Senfanie • seyhan • seyran • seefan • Sefana • sefanaia • sefanepanopolis • sefania • Sefaniiah

Sefana

The most caring, beautiful, joyful, graceful, and supportive person ever. 🖤

Everyone should have a Sefana in their lives

Sefana by justformybestiiie January 29, 2020

sefyan

A Legend

This guy is Sefyan

sefyan by High-Lighter April 20, 2018

Sefanit

She is a wonderful person who can light up the room when she steps in it. She is beautiful and is down to do anything her friends ask for her to do

Dang, if only I could be a Sefanit

Sefanit by Alexander Geoffrey May 20, 2018

Seyhan

A river that runs through Turkey, A strong leader or a captain of a group/colony and a good person .

Yes, seyhan right away

Seyhan by Monopoly 1324354 May 30, 2019

selfanon

A selfanon, also self-anon self anon and half selfie is when a smart phone user / photographer takes a selfie, and keeps their face out or hidden by the camera in order to remain anonymous.

She wanted to turn on her Tinder date, but didn't want her boyfriend to figure out that she was a cheater, so she took a selfanon in the Bungalow bathroom, covering her face with the camera. Cheating bitch. LOL

selfanon by RC Everbeck May 1, 2014

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026