1.
Girl: I told you I already have a boyfriend.
Obessessed
Loser: But I love you! Please marry me.
Chick: Hell no! Go away, damnit!
2. Girl 2: How the hell did you get my dress, and why are you rubbing it?
Laundromat Guy: You just handed it to me, ma`am. I`m just getting this sticker off, like you asked me to.
3. a-when one little panda pulls on another little panda`
s unerwear. That makes me a sad panda.
b-when one little panda sticks his
furry little willy in another little panda`s ear. That makes me a very sad panda.
c-
Girl 3: Did you just slap my ass and say "Break me off a peice of that"?
Dude: Sorry, is that what I said? What I meant to say is "I want to take you back to my place and get
anal". Is that better?