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Sexual Reference

A past partner lets your friends or current partner know how good or bad you are in bed.
My ex-girlfriend is going round telling everyone how good I am in bed and how much she wants me back,

excellent sexual reference, it won't be long till you get your next sex job
Sexual Reference by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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The Scarf of Sexual Preference 

A magical rainbow colored scarf seen in "A Very Potter Sequel" that sorts Hogwarts students into their sexual preference.
The Scarf of Sexual Preference: Metrosexual!

Harry: Have any shoes to match the tie?

Snape: Yes. *hands shoes*

Harry: *Exasperated sigh* I'll make it work.

scarf of sexual preference

Ran off with the Sorting Hat the fall of Harry's sophomore year, which is why Ginny wasn't sorted the traditional way. Called Scarfy.
A Very Potter Musical:
"And another very special welcome to our newest addition from Gryffindor, Mr. Ginny, excuse me Mrs. Ginny Weasley."
"Yeah I'm a girl, and um, also aren't we supposed to be sorted by the uh, sorting hat?"
"Well um a funny thing happened to the sorting hat, he actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the scarf of sexual preference aren't going to be back until next year."

Politically open sexual preference 

aka. P.O.S.P.; When an individual is sexually attracted to people regardless of what their political identity is
Brianna identifies as being a supporter of the Green Rainbow Party, but she is sexually attracted to other people, even if they have a different political identity from her. She has a politically open sexual preference.

disgusting sexual references 

What 99.9% of Urban Dictionary definitions are.
Some disgusting sexual references: Charleston Chew Alaskan Firedragon Dirty Sanchez Alabama Hotpocket Panamanian Petting Zoo Maui Mudslide Mississippi Meathook

...and pretty much anything that ends in "steamer"

sexual preference

One's preference for a particular type of sexual partner, regardless whether that preference is rigidly or casually held, and regardless how morally repugnant others may find that preference.
heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and pedosexual are all sexual preferences. Pedosexual propaganda uses pedophile as a euphemism in place of pedosexual to make it seem like it isn't all that bad.

Partner free sexual preference

Aka. P.F.S.P.; When an individual will only sleep with people they are not romantically involved with. Please note this includes people who choose not to have romantic relationships with anyone for any reason.
Sid will only sleep with people he is not romantically involved with, because Sid does not believe in having romantic relationships. He has a partner free sexual preference.
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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