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Techno/Trance/Dubstep that puts you in the mood.
Bra! Play my sexhno mix next time you're with your girl...you'll thank me later!
Sexhno by TyKu November 27, 2010
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Sexanoia 

1. The belief that everyone is out to have sex with you; they only want sex from you and nothing else (esp. when it's not true)

2. The belief in that everyone is out to have sex with someone else you know, such as your girlfriend/boyfriend. (also esp. when it's not true)
Girl A: Did you see those guys looking at me? They only have one thing on their mind! Girl B: They were looking at your new car, that's just your sexanoia talking.
Sexanoia by Stooone@live March 11, 2009
the shape of a woman's pubic hair after copulation. Semen forms a gel-like hold, making the hair stiff, hard, and horn like.
"Last night, I came all up in Jenn and Lauren's furburgers. Their SEXHORNS were supreme"
sexhorn by J.L.foeva January 23, 2014

sexonomics 

The study of sex and how resources are applied to obtaining sex.
I just learned in sexonomics 101, that guys in america spend more money pursuing sex than they spend on ending world hunger.

The equations of sexonomics,

sexonomics = (economics) x (male psychology)

sexonomics = economics - the boring bullshit

I wish I had hot Mrs. bendover for sexonomics theory because she incorporates real in class examples that sound really fun....
sexonomics by MasterFirm May 26, 2011
1. Someone who believes that everyone is out to have sex with them (esp. when it's not true)

2. Someone who believes that everyone is out to have sex with someone else they know, such as their girlfriend/boyfriend. (also esp. when it's not true)
1. That girl is so sexanoid, no one in their right mind would touch her!

2. Guy: Why do other guys keep looking at you, they can see you're with me! Girl: You're just sexanoid!
Sexanoid by Stooone@live March 11, 2009

Sexonomics 

The branch of political economy which studies the complex relationship between sex, power, and money.
Sexonomics is a burgeoning social science that has many real world applications.

Through the lens of Sexonomics, many global power structures are perceived
Sexonomics by theflink November 9, 2014

sexnology 

the term for the use of technology to facilitate sexual pleasure such as mp3 player sex toy attachments.
"I don't need a boyfriend. I've got a vibrator that plugs in to my iPhone. I love sexnology!"
sexnology by jeatags June 16, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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