sexhorn 

the shape of a woman's pubic hair after copulation. Semen forms a gel-like hold, making the hair stiff, hard, and horn like.

"Last night, I came all up in Jenn and Lauren's furburgers. Their SEXHORNS were supreme"

sexhorn by J.L.foeva January 23, 2014

Sephornicate 

(v.)

1. To re-touch or apply a full face of cosmetics from the testers at Sephora without making a purchase. While it is perfectly legal to do so, the consequences range include being stalked by Sephora employees who suspect criminal activity, contracting an eye infection from a contaminated mascara vessel or smelling like you had a head-on collision with the Cody fragrance truck.

2. To request prepared samples of cosmetics or other beauty products from Sephora without making a purchase. This is also perfectly legal but can have similar consequences to the first definition, especially when done everyday.

1. I forgot my makeup bag, so when I finished my work-out, I went down the block to Sephornicate before I met up with the Silver Fox for dinner. He told me I looked beautiful.

2. As much as I love how it smells, I can't afford a bottle of CoCoaShaNell Eau de Poisson, so my friend and I go once a week to Sephornicate some.

Sephornicate by MrsSilverFox April 18, 2011

sextorney

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpson in Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.

"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."
-Homer Simpson

sextorney by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004

Seehorn 

One who is on the receiving end of rumors involving having STDs (Primarily Syphilis) , and/or having been violently anally intruded resulting in blood.

Oh man, that micah(a guy whose douchey-ness is beyond comprehension) got SEEHORNED!

Seehorn by David V. January 8, 2007

seehorn 

The epitome of failure.

Usually associated with; unsuccessfulness, long-term impoverishment, and below average physical appearance and mental capacity.

Individuals possesing seehornesque traits may show several of the following traits; having little motivation aside from waking to breathe on a daily basis, poor general hygiene, low self esteem, exhibit sloth-like behavior, and generally fail at life.

Bill: "Jesus christ Dave, what the hell happened in there? There is no way we're going to close that deal after a presentation like that."

Dave: "Bill I'm sorry."

Bill: "Save it. I don't even want to look at you, you've turned into a mess recently."

Dave: "Look, I know I seehorned it big timeback there. I haven't felt like myself lately."

Bill: "Well go home and think about. Come back on Monday a new man and let's hope for the best on this deal."

Dave: "You're right. I think I'm going to go home, eat some ritz crackers smeared with toothpaste, move my belly to the side and attempt to masturbate but ultimately fail, pass out in a pool of my own waste, and hopefully get this out of my system."

Bill: "Fuck man, you're a seehorn"

seehorn by TheTruthDeptartment April 9, 2010

sexhound 

A person that has a lot of sex

I had a sexhound with jim, jimmy,bill,and dale

sexhound by Sex-hound May 4, 2021

Sexhound 

A sex hound is essentially a Sex offender. Popular among jails in canada. Sexhound is thrown as a automatic must fight insult in the jails to indicate the person their talking to fucks young kids or touches pussies at parks wrongfully.

Put your shoes on you sexhound, youre going to fight for your life today

Sexhound by delimb April 18, 2023