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sex money 

n. the money (usu. borrowed from a friend) a girl brings with her on a date with a guy when she is not sure whether or not he will pay
origin It originated in southern New Mexico because if all goes well she'll have sex with the money in her pocket.
"Hey, I'm going on a date tonight but I don't know if he'll pay. Can I borrow some sex money?"
sex money by joaquin river leaf January 23, 2009
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Sex Money Murder Bloods 

This set of the bloods originated in the bronx, more specifically the soundview projects in south bronx. the leader of this set is a man that goes by the name ''Pistol Pete". some nicknames for the gang are "trendy" and "blazer" etc.

NOTABLE TRENDY'S:
Kay Flock ⛪️
Set Da Trend ⛪️
Nas EBK ⛪️
Murda B (ex trend)
lee drilly (ex trend)
and the list goes onward.
kevin: yo u seen them Sex Money Murder Bloods niggas?

ralph: yeah i seen em alright, dont fw them.

Sex Money Murder Crip 

A Crip click located on the NorthSide of Long Beach,Ca that was started in 1995 that wears green and feuds with the 2N Crips. Their turf runs from 54th-56th in the Parwoods.
Where from foo....NorthSide Sex Money Murder Crip gang loc
Sex Money Murder Crip by BadHabit2 February 6, 2009

safe sex money shot 

the sexual act of ejaculating into a condom then slapping or throwing the condom on the partner's face thus practicing a safe sex money shot
I have an extreme case of herpes so I only do safe sex money shots on girls I like, while a bare back money shots on whores.
safe sex money shot by faboka December 2, 2009

money sex 

v. When you have sex with hot teacher (or ugly one depending on your moral compass) then proceeding in informing the police and sue the district for employing a pedophile rapist. You get a good banging (more than once depending on the victims wants) and make some money. Also known as "THE AMERICAN WAY"
kid 1: "yo bro you got to bang ms. hammel?"
kid 2: "yea banged her 10 times and got 12 million dollars"
kid 1: "why did you do that?"
kid 2: "cause I am a patriot and thats how you perform the perfect money sex"
kid 1: "god bless america"

Butthole money sex 

The action ordering three Big Macs and a six piece chicky nuggy and Varaciously stuffing it into your sphincter
Yo bro I’m about to do some good butthole money sex later wanna join

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money 

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites
the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.
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