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v. When you have sex with hot teacher (or ugly one depending on your moral compass) then proceeding in informing the police and sue the district for employing a pedophile rapist. You get a good banging (more than once depending on the victims wants) and make some money. Also known as "THE AMERICAN WAY"
kid 1: "yo bro you got to bang ms. hammel?"
kid 2: "yea banged her 10 times and got 12 million dollars"
kid 1: "why did you do that?"
kid 2: "cause I am a patriot and thats how you perform the perfect money sex"
kid 1: "god bless america"
by I dont know who I am, DAD? January 9, 2012
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