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Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam 

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

Sex trafficking 

Oh no! Is that it!? Is that the daugher crime?
Hym "Sex trafficking!? Wow! That is tragic! Good thing I bare not responsibility for any of that because (as you've made it abundantly clear) I DON'T OWN THE CONTENTS OF MY OWN MIND AND HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THE WILLS OF OTHERS! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Is that it? Am I right again? Un-fucking-believable. That is genuinely terrible if true. And now I kind of feel bad... I don't even know what else to say other than I hope I was wrong...." 🤷 ♂️
Sex trafficking by Hym Iam January 8, 2023

Sex trafficking 2 

Oh shit, wow! He is super (seemingly) guilty of that!
Hym "Oh, man. You had better mark your calendars folks. I was wrong about that. I'd be remiss if I didn't recant my previous statement. I'm sorry. It looks like he did that shit to the extreme. Ultra guilty of sex trafficking 2 (probably). Just got some new intel and holy shit is that guy extra very-much-so. The evidence was very compelling. I still stand by my statement regarding the exploitation of lonely men by way of cam-girl sites but jesus christ! (Based of new evidence) It looks like he defrauded the shit out of those women. Totally my bad on that one. I just watched the video. That was just... Wow. Terrible. Totally my fault. I jumped the gun on that one. I went too far to say that it was horse shit. Sorry. Apologies all around."
Sex trafficking 2 by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

child Sex traffickers 

losers that sell children for sex
Did you see those child sex traffickers targeting dragonmodded?

Yeah bro, but police don't wanna do their job

Child sex trafficking

These are from the "county" Police department

Although the police department releases these public service announcements and the public is assured of an on going investigation. However, this child sex trafficking ring has been operating for years.

Child sexual abuse and human trafficking (victum services 8776) youtubecom (durham regional police)

CTV interview with VSDR Karly church on human trafficking in Durham region youtube.com

Trafficking of children; the crisis in Durham Region (victum services Durham region) youtube.com

Online child exploitation hasn't slowed during COVID (victum services Durham region)

Mor thank 90 people arrested in human trafficking investigation in Ontario (CTV News) youtube.com

Durham innovative human trafficking support service model (victum services Durham region) youtube.com

See also; OW hookup, OW rollback & clawback, restitution mafia
Durham Regions child sex trafficking ring has been operating for decades.

sextrafficked 

Past tense of “sex traffic
Don’t get sextrafficked!” Mom said as we walked into the mall.
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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