When you piss in a condom, freeze it for 3-4 hours, microwave for 30 seconds, cool down in refrigirator for 1-2 hours, shove it on, penetrate your girlfriend/boyfriend, have some fun and go to town!

" Hey how was the pee sex last night? "

" Great, but Bobby forgot to cool it off in the fridge, so the piss gave me internal bleeding. FML "

pee sex by Myguywhatareyoudoing July 27, 2019

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Pee Sex

Basically when u piss inside a woman vagina instead of cumming but if u gay asf its basically pissing inside a mans butthole instead of cumming

this is really some cuckooter dumb shit

no way my friend attempt pee sex he's a fucking savage my nigga

Pee Sex by WWW.COMPASS July 4, 2023

peepee sex

when someone (normally caucasian, a junior in highscool, and with a lame name like dylan) talks about sex in a stupid way.

Lee: Hey dylan, Whats up?
Dylan: Haha i just had peepee sex dude.
Lee: oh, ok.

peepee sex by damn_daniel1234 January 12, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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