Banana bread ;)
Person 1: "Oh my god. I am so hungry"
Person 2: "What are you in the mood for?"
Person 1: "Sex bread :)"
Person 2: "What are you in the mood for?"
Person 1: "Sex bread :)"
by 3201398738 November 14, 2010
eating bread while having sex
by Ilikebread666 January 4, 2021
plain, boring, basic sex. probably missionary. awkward and completely lacking any sex appeal, typically silent and zero eye contact.
like vanilla, but worse.
like vanilla, but worse.
guy 1: cheated on my girl last night, wasn’t even worth it.
guy 2: damn, how bad could it have been?
guy 1: white bread sex.
guy 2: would have been better off busting your own nut :/
guy 2: damn, how bad could it have been?
guy 1: white bread sex.
guy 2: would have been better off busting your own nut :/
by aaliyahwitdafattie January 6, 2020
When you're playing the video game I Am Bread, and want to break something, so you use the bread to hump it off the shelf.
Man, I was watching Jay play I Am Bread, but he hated the plants,so he had angry bread sex with them 'till they broke.
by Liquormage August 12, 2017
This is when you are lucky enough to meet a woman who will do anything for bandera bread... So naturally, the bread is exchanged for sexual favors...
I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about bandera bread, that the bandera bread sex trade is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to Boston Pizza.
by Bog-man November 1, 2016
The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.
This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.
Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.
This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.
Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.
Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.
Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....
Me: Exactly....
Some other dude: Ohhhh...
Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)
Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....
Me: Exactly....
Some other dude: Ohhhh...
Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)
by Sir Eezoh September 16, 2010