Sewercide

When someone is found slumped over dead on the toilet hovering above their own bowel movement having been overcome by methane due to the lack of a courtesy flush, they have committed Sewercide.

Wade's death was ruled a Sewercide when his body was removed from the porcelain throne revealing a large and noxious fecal mass.

by Wadeoff Innair March 28, 2015

Sewercide

Sewercide: The act of terminating one’s own life by flushing themself down a toilet.

The act of committing sewercide is such a shitty way to die that it shouldn’t even be contemplated!

by Captainmanic59 July 9, 2023

sewercidal

When you walk over top of a sewer on the side of the road,fully aware that you might fall right through and die. thats some risky business.

Jimmy: "Man, look at that rusty old sewer! Im gonna walk over it 'cause im feeling sewercidal dude."

Davey: "Maybe you should get a therapist instead."

by its brobee bitch October 6, 2008

sewercide

when you kill yourself by jumping headfirst into a sewer and drowning in literal shit

Tony: have you seen Lenn lately

Kate: oh you didn't hear she committed sewercide?

by whathappenedtoprim September 30, 2019

sewercide

Committing suicide in a sewer.

Jeff was found cold and limp after committing sewercide.

by Moonsauce November 14, 2011

sewercide

Releasing a fart so pungent that it usually causes physical harm to those unlucky enough to inhale. So named because it reeks like a sewer.

Fat Eric committed sewercide and farted himself to death.

by Moose May 20, 2004

kermit sewercide

‘commit suicide’ but in a joking matter. created by @pjmthelast on twitter in her vmin anon au.

“time to kermit sewercide!”

by mintyjjk May 7, 2018