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seven days 

a joke/insult telling someone that they have seven days left to live
dude: I Like hwasa
me: seven days...
dude: WTF!!!
seven days by ImFriedAsf June 1, 2020

Seven days 

dumbass: how many days are in a week?
me: Seven days
Seven days by Ohnocringeasl April 17, 2024

SEVEN DAYS OF YOU

An extension of one's birthday to the full seven days following it in order to prolong the birthday experience and give friends and loved ones the convenience of more then one day to show their appreciation for you.
Im so glad this is the last of your fucking seven days of you!
SEVEN DAYS OF YOU by topography March 13, 2008

I've seen better days 

A song written and performed by Citizen King, a 90's punk/alternative/hip-hop band out of Milwaukee with their own unique sound. The song had it's debut on the first episode of Malcolm in the Middle in 2000. It was again featured on the final episode in 2006.

Alot of morons out there believe this song is by Sublime or Everclear. It sounds nothin like Brads voice, I can see how people may mistake it for Everclear, but still, they sound different.

Citizen King is underrated.
"I've Seen Better Days" always picks me up and helps me laugh at life when I'm feelin down and mopy.

the car has seen better days 

the car has seen better days = the car used to be in good condition
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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