setting the table

1. To literally prepare a dining table for a meal.
2. To lay the groundwork for a future event.

eg. Gary believes his wife is setting the table for divorce.

setting the table by Bad Santa August 5, 2008

Setting the Table

Draping a towel over the back of your partner whilst they maintain a tabular position on their hands and knees, to wipe the pool of semen congregating in the arch of their back, after pulling out of doggystyle to ejaculate on their spine.

"What are you doing in there? Hurry up and set the table, it's sticking to my back and I can't hold this position forever."

*Partner emerges 5 minutes later grasping a towel, ready to set the table after cleaning his penis and enduring a post intercourse piss with a raging hard on*

Or

"I just cum inside these days because I can't be bothered setting the table"

Setting the Table by Nelly191 June 27, 2022

setting the table

When someone, usually in a public restroom, flushes the toilet before they sit down to use it. (Term can be used whether or not something was actually in the toilet that merited flushing.)

As I was contemplating life in the Wal-Mart bathroom a man walked into the stall next to mine, setting the table before he sat down.

setting the table by jimmywho723a January 25, 2009

Setting the Table

On a holiday where there is usually a large feast this is the act of strategically setting your favorite foods near your seat before the meal.

"I'm setting the table this year, I never get any mashed potatoes because they're always too far away!"

Setting the Table by Ruhlentheworld November 27, 2011

setting the table

When a man gingerly places his balls, on someones forhead.

My boyfriend loves setting the table as a I cook dinner.

setting the table by Big Sexy Bitch March 20, 2023

Sitting at the King's Table 

A combination of blumpkin and the pyramid whereby three males are receiving blumpkins from three girls sitting in a triangular formation facing each other. As they climax and shit simultaneously they reach up in the air and touch hands with the person sitting next to them thus forming a pyramid.

Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.

dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king's Table after a few drinks.

Sitting at the King's Table by quasimotoh2 April 11, 2011