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Serious business 

Mike had some serious business after he ate from that sketchy ass Taco Bell.

Serious Business 

noun, adjective

A common chant and or saying that implies to promise of absolute focus, determination, and success.

Although the result of chanting this word usually results in total failure.
1. "Now it's time for some serious business"

2. "He's really serious business about having 10 babies right now"
Serious Business by szyg May 23, 2008

THE INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS

An extremely popular Internet catch phrase. Not necessarily typed in all caps. Sometimes shortened by omitting "THE." Also sometimes used with an intentional mispelling of "THE" as "TEH."

Many people think that having heated debates over the Internet is a pointless waste of time, no matter what the topic of discussion might be. Thus, this catch phrase was born. At times, the phrase makes a valid point. However, there are many people who overuse the phrase, thereby degrading it's merit and humor.
Person 1: I'm right and you're wrong!

Person 2: No, I'm right and YOU'RE wrong!

Person 3: THE INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS

THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

1. Sarcasm
2. What people with no lives think about the internets
We were shocked when that n00b didn't realise the internet is serious business :O

Serious Buisness 

Buisness that is very, very serious. Also the kind of company a serious person could start.
Brianna: Jonny, can I ask you something?
Jonny: Depends, is it important?
Brianna: Let's jsut say its serious buisness.
Jonny: Okay. Sweet.
Serious Buisness by batmanSG July 16, 2010