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Series 7 

The Series 7, or the "Registered Representative Series 7" is the national license required to be held by all investment professionals who are in the position of buying and/or selling stock, bonds, options, etc.

The test is given by FINRA, the Financial Industry's Regulatory Authority.

The Series-7 generally requires a minimum of 8 weeks of prep time, multiple existential crises, and sleepless nights filled with dreams about the stock market.

It requires intense level of memorization, specifically of acronyms, and sometimes results in calling loved ones by the wrong name.
"I love you, Cboe..."

'What did you just call me?"

"Chicago Board of Option Exchange... Sorry, Sarah... it won't happen after I'm done with the Series 7..."
Series 7 by Abraham Genesis III July 13, 2009
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Series 7 

A prestigious stock financial industry exam that you ain't SHIT til you take.
Kevin: "Series 7 is for supervisors only."
Emanuel: "Aren't you a manager right now?"
Emanuel: "Ya."
Me: "You must work at a shitty unregulated colluding failing foreign bank then."
Series 7 by ProHo666 April 6, 2017
BMW's flagship saloon car. It is a rival for Audi's A8, Jaguar's XJ, Lexus' LS, Mercedes-Benz's S-Class, Volvo's S80 and Volkswagen's Phaeton.

The F01 generation is available with 3.0-litre turbocharged six cylinder (740i), 4.4-litre turbocharged eight cylinder (750i) and 6.0-litre turbocharged twelve cylinder (760Li) petrol engines and a 3.0-litre six cylinder (730d and 740d) diesel engine.
James May on the V12 7-Series:
"This is the 760Li. Or to give it it's other name, the BMW "Move Over Poor Person"".
7-Series by JaaagMan December 31, 2011

BMW 7 series 

The 7 series was a great car up until it head designer Chris Bangle Bangled it up in 2002. The controversy is said to have led to the 2006 freshening, which, imo, is much better looking.
see:bangle
The LED tail lights on the BMW 7 series are pretty stylish, but not even they are enough to save the cars looks.
BMW 7 series by 7 owner December 28, 2005

BMW 7 series 

and overpriced car considering that disgusting styling! The 760 has to be the biggest rippoff ever knowing that the E55 is faster than ALL of them and is 40,000 dollars less than the 760.

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