Semendemon

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A demon who comes into your room. While you and your partner are having sex, the demon pokes a hole in your condom. When your wife becomes pregnant, your child will be the 13th son of Osiris and summon satan at the age of 9 and thus rising hell on earth. This event will happen 6/6/60, prepare for the coming of Osiris's son wipe out all of creation.

Partner 1: Nothing will ruin this night! 😈😈🍆🍆

Partner 2: Nothing except for the Semendemon

Semendemon by Patric Henery October 29, 2015

Words you can keep

Semen Demon

A slut with an insatiable voracity for warm semen.

I spied a semen demon skulking around the dimly lit frat house furtively grabbing at cock.

Semen Demon by bloomy121147 December 24, 2009

Childe's semen demon

A type of monster from genshin that appears under your bed and milks you until you can't breathe and due. It was created from Tartaglia's used tissues and is rapidly running towards your direction. Its diet is based on tuna.

- I found childe's semen demon under my bed. It circumcised me.
- Wtf

Childe's semen demon by kagehara June 22, 2023

Semen Demon

A dirty girl that craves semen so much she would summon the devil for it.

Yo I hung out with Shirley last night and she drained my balls like a semen demon

Semen Demon by Dildo stuffer June 25, 2020

semen demon

one who is a bandit of man juice and uses it for the purpose of dark and sinister purposes

watch out for the semen demon (aka geoff critzer) he shall rob your clean sheets

semen demon by semen demon and frank the tank November 11, 2003

cum gaggling semen demon

A person who should burn in hell for having the obsession of eating peoples semen.

Dude, I was at this party the other day and i was totally shit faced and then i saw your ex... she's such a cum gaggling semen demon

cum gaggling semen demon by whenpigsfly03 October 19, 2010

semen demon

A girl who takes a load of cum in her mouth and moves it to the back of her throat and gargles it to make a demon-like noise.

That girl is a semen demon.

semen demon by Scross January 9, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026