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sillyboy harness
A harness or leash for toddlers or unruly little tykes that a parent puts on the child while on outtings or shopping events to prevent the youngsters from becoming lost or getting into mischief.
Nancy's little brat goes wild when she takes him to the mall so she has to put a sillyboy harness on him to keep from having to chase him all over the place while she shops.
sillyboy harness by timjb1 January 10, 2008
Related Words
Sellybo • sillyboy • Sallybone • Sallyboating • sallybox • sealybob • sellbot • Shellybobing • sillybob • sillybodkins
sallybox
Sallybox is derived from two words used by the McKinney Fifteen during their infamous stand-off with the Zapistas during the late 19th centruy. Due to the lush garden growing within the confines of the Wilson Creek Fort, the main meal of the rebels during the 37-day stand-off was vegetation. Using bastardized spanish, many of the McKinney rebels would hurl their leftover food at the Zapistas upon the approach, yelling "ensalally" in an attempt to use the spanish term for salad "ensalada." When the zapistas were pelted with the McKinney Fifteen's garbage, they attempted to yell, in bastardized english, "Fuckers." Their attempts sounded something more like "Bockers," and when the U.S. National Guard was sent in, they heard these two terms. Putting them together, "Sallybox" became to mean fighting trivially to no avail with the use of non-traditional and outlandish means.
"Did you run into Carl and Steve last night?"
"No."
"Shit, you're lucky, I had to watch those two fags sallybox all night!"
"No."
"Shit, you're lucky, I had to watch those two fags sallybox all night!"
sallybox by Jerome Alfred Ubgottinson March 9, 2005
sellbot
An individual who often partakes in the act of "selling", meaning to perform poorly in important circumstances such as in heated competition. The "bot" (short for robot) portion of the word refers to the individuals capacity to only be able to "sell", similarly to how certain robots/machines have only the capacity to do one specific thing.
tl;dr a retard
tl;dr a retard
Neil: did you see sebastian try to bumrush the entire enemy team? my man died instantly
Marco: Yeah man, what a sellbot
Marco: Yeah man, what a sellbot
sellbot by collin o'neil July 12, 2021
Sallyboating
Jacob: What did you do last night Brandon?
Brandon: I went SALLYBOATING all night, bro, with these totally hot babes.
Jacob: Oh, thats just nasty.
Brandon: I went SALLYBOATING all night, bro, with these totally hot babes.
Jacob: Oh, thats just nasty.
Sallyboating by saylboat December 13, 2010
sillyboy
sillyboy by gaz gaskell August 23, 2003
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