Selfward

A self reward.
A reward for one's self for an achievement.

Michael bought himself a Tesla right after he managed to leave an abusive relationship. It's a selfward for leaving that crazy woman.

by hollahollamuhfarks January 15, 2022

selftard

A selfish bastard who cares only about his own comfort and is ignorant to other people's needs.

He lavishes himself in expensive clothes, while his son wears rags. His girfriend has to drive a clunker, but he demands to use his parents mercedes. Damn, What a selftard!

by twisted english May 25, 2014