Selfibacy

A pledge stating you will never masturbate for whatever reason.

I'm taking a pledge of selfibacy because it is against my religion.

Selfibacy by TheWordMaster1995 January 1, 2011

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smellibacy

A state of involuntary celibacy brought on by bad hygiene.

"Jake has only himself to blame. His three-year dry spell is a clear case of smellibacy."

smellibacy by zooa November 3, 2003

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Selfibacy • Selfibate • Selfifaction • smellibacy

Selfibate

Someone who pledged selfibacy.

He's a selfibate, he hasn't masturbated since he learned it was against his religion.

Selfibate by TheWordMaster1995 January 2, 2011

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Selfifaction

The satisfaction that comes when you’re please with the selfie you have taken and posted.

I’m feeling high selfifaction with that photo I just posted, I look amazing.

Selfifaction by Peter and Brer Rabbit December 18, 2017

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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