Selfibacy 

A pledge stating you will never masturbate for whatever reason.

I'm taking a pledge of selfibacy because it is against my religion.

Selfibacy by TheWordMaster1995 January 1, 2011

smellibacy 

A state of involuntary celibacy brought on by bad hygiene.

"Jake has only himself to blame. His three-year dry spell is a clear case of smellibacy."

smellibacy by zooa November 3, 2003

Selfibate

Someone who pledged selfibacy.

He's a selfibate, he hasn't masturbated since he learned it was against his religion.

Selfibate by TheWordMaster1995 January 2, 2011

Selfifaction 

The satisfaction that comes when you’re please with the selfie you have taken and posted.

I’m feeling high selfifaction with that photo I just posted, I look amazing.

Selfifaction by Peter and Brer Rabbit December 18, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019