Self Stalk

Repeatedly looking at your own online profile, pictures, and posts.

I am such a self stalker. I look at my own profile much more often than I look at any of my friends' profiles.

Self Stalk by Magicliterati March 10, 2012

self-stalker 

Someone who constantly Googles her/himself and/or has web alerts set to let them know every time their name is mentioned online, to save them the multiple daily Googles of themselves.

Vladimir spent the last 4 hours Googling himself again, even though there's nothing new--what a self-stalker!

self-stalker by stalkerette April 4, 2009

Self Stalking

Twitter. One who basically narrates their life on twitter

Guy 1 : Man everywhere I go that chick I dumped a month ago shows up.

Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.

Self Stalking by Damian12345 June 20, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008