A defense mechanism that one uses in prevention of being raped. While the rapist tries to put in penis into someone's butthole, the victim simply shits themselves to push the penis out. The rapist cannot successfully put his penis in, while his victim is pushing shit out
Cop: "How did you prevent that man from raping you?"
Victim: "It's simple, I just used some self defeces and now his dick smells like shit"
Victim: "It's simple, I just used some self defeces and now his dick smells like shit"
by Kanye's penis December 15, 2017
Get the Self Defecesmug. Is a tactical countermeasure that involves defending oneself by shitting your self. it is a legal justification for the use of feces in times of danger.
Kid 1 : "Hey, how did you stop that bully from beating you up"
kid 2: "I stopped him by using self defeces"
Kid 1 : "Oh nice you shit yourself to as a method of self defense, GENIUS! "
kid 2: "I stopped him by using self defeces"
Kid 1 : "Oh nice you shit yourself to as a method of self defense, GENIUS! "
by 12many1s November 6, 2014
Get the self defecesmug. A term that stupid people use accidentally when they really mean "self-deprecating" and clever people use on purpose to make poop jokes that stupid people wont get.
The big-time CEO used self-defecating humor to try and relax the crowd. He wanted them to see that he was just a regular guy. Unfortunately, he succeeded only in relaxing his own bowels. No amount of good press will clear that stink.
by Rickter Scale April 18, 2010
Get the self-defecatingmug. Similar to self-deprecating, only unintentional and so bad you might as well poop all over yourself.
Did you hear Joe Biden's latest comment on obama's big stick? He has a totally self-defecating sense of humor.
by troy nc September 30, 2012
Get the self-defecatingmug. To shit oneself. From the word "defecate," meaning, "have a bowel movement." And the word, self, meaning "One's identity."
by MoreAwesomeThanThisGuy! March 5, 2010
Get the self-defecatingmug. a female manipulator band of ~7 members, all of which are in the 8th grade.
female manipulator culture and music is commonly seen in bands like Hole, Destroy Boys, Girlpool, etc.
female manipulator culture and music is commonly seen in bands like Hole, Destroy Boys, Girlpool, etc.
by row man April 21, 2022
Get the Self Defecationmug. by lightheaded2687 March 5, 2010
Get the Self-Defecatingmug.