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Self-bidet

When a girl slouches back to pee on her butthole after taking a shit, effectively rinsing away the poop.
Jenny self-bidetted in the girl’s locker room.
by Tagger:P December 7, 2021
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Self Bidet

When someone with a penis aims said penis up towards their rectum to wash away any remaining poo.
I was out of toilet paper and had to use the old self bidet
by Segman farts March 4, 2023
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