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Selby'd 

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Verb: To be completely dominated by an ocean wave while trying to body surf.
Paula decided to stop body surfing after she was absolutely selby'd by the first wave she tried to ride.
Selby'd by Scott Kimball June 26, 2006
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Shelby'd

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Verb. The act of getting extremely drunk, wasted, or sloshed. Term originally given to people who had a few too many. Which are all followed up by the process of destroying the party through multiple drunken slurs and finally passing out in an upstairs bedroom because they are too drunk to make it home.
OMG, did you see that girl at that party, she was totally shelby'd.
Shelby'd by Josh McRoberts January 23, 2014
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Selby'd • de Selby • Shelby'd • Shelby’d • shelby dawn bunch • Shelby Decker • Shelby Drescher • Shelby Drive • Shelby Clam-Digger • Circ de selay

Shelby’d 

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“Shelby’d” refers to one getting a plethora of calls/texts/check ins etc and hurried to finish a task for one person while neglecting everyone else. Would also include dropping everything to start a task for this specific person. Tasks from this person are generally tedious, complicated, ridiculous or overall frustrating.
“Sorry dude I can’t, I got Shelby’d”
“I hate this, I’m always getting Shelby’d”
Shelby’d by Carguru76 November 25, 2020
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Shelby’d 

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“Shelby’d” refers to one getting a plethora of calls/texts/check ins etc and hurried to finish a task for one person while neglecting everyone else. Would also include dropping everything to start a task for this specific person. Tasks from this person are generally tedious, complicated, ridiculous or overall frustrating.
“Sorry dude I can’t, I got Shelby’d”
“I hate this, I’m always getting Shelby’d”
Shelby’d by Carguru76 November 25, 2020
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Shelby'd

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Senator Shelby stood in the way of a bipartisan amendment which royally fucked America out of the crypto industry and all jobs that go with it just so he could try to get more military money then lied about doing it.

Definition: To intentionally stand in the way of progress and go out of your way to stop something that everyone else in the room is on board with doing.
You just got Shelby'd
I cannot believe you just shelby'd the whole crypto industry like that senator
Shelby'd by Bobbybrown89808 August 10, 2021
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de Selby 

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Scientist and philosopher extraordinaire. The Irish genius de Selby is known for positing groundbreaking theories on the natural world. Although highly controversial, he is revered and respected by many.
I find de Selby's theory of 'black air' to be highly stimulating and absurdly incorrect.
de Selby by tcm.will July 6, 2011
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Shelby Drescher

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Shelby Drescher

She is a very beautiful girl. Smart, sarcastic, funny, bubbly and is a very charming girl. She's got the prettiest hair, prettiest eyes. Those are her best physical features besides her huge ass! She is nice and has good morals. Sometimes she can be a handful, insensitive, can be a bit conceited sometimes and all around bitchy but she has good intentions. People typically misunderstand her. She is nice unless you are on her bad side.
"Damn look at that fine ass!"
"Yeah that's Shelby Drescher for ya! She's got everything you could want in a girl."
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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