Selachophobia
The fear of sharks. Generally the victim is scared to even go near the ocean in fear of getting brutally mauled by a shark.
(Barbara has selachophobia)
"Hey Joe! Let's watch the Super Bowl!"
"Okay Barbara!"
"Oh, it's halftime! Look, it's Katy Perry!"
"AAAAHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT A SHARK!"
"Hey Joe! Let's watch the Super Bowl!"
"Okay Barbara!"
"Oh, it's halftime! Look, it's Katy Perry!"
"AAAAHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT A SHARK!"
Selachophobia by OverlordMiles February 4, 2015
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