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Selachophobia

The fear of sharks. Generally the victim is scared to even go near the ocean in fear of getting brutally mauled by a shark.

(Barbara has selachophobia)

"Hey Joe! Let's watch the Super Bowl!"

"Okay Barbara!"

"Oh, it's halftime! Look, it's Katy Perry!"

"AAAAHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT A SHARK!"

by OverlordMiles February 4, 2015