Sejo 

Se Jodio. Colombian slang.

"La tipa sejo" - that chick is fucked.
"No pues, sejo." yeah well, you're fucked.

Sejo by alxxtru May 7, 2019

Sejodioto'

All fucked up, a mess; can't be saved from the bullshit.

EXAMPLE: In Karol G's song titled "Sejodioto," she talks about being deserted at the club by her friends, as well as being newly single: "...me dejaron solito y se sejodioto'," or, "they left me solo, and it's all fucked,"

1.) Essentially, it's three words: 'everything is fucked', or 'se jodió todo,' made into a longer word (sejodiotodo).

2.) Many singers, reggaetoneros/-as, and rappers shorten certain words, such as "todo" (all) becoming "to',"

3.) Thus, for another example, the phrase "all day long" shortens from "todo la dia" and becomes "to' la dia." or in some cases one can omit the "d" in todo; now it's "to'a la dia".
4.) In the music industry, many artists enjoy singing very fast to show lyrical prowess. Therefore some letters are omitted to make phrases quicker. Puerto Rican, Dominican and some Colombian and other South American artists use this technique most often. It seems to help with speed of singing, rhythms, and getting words in.

5.) ...instead of "se-jodió-TODO," it can alternatively be shortened to "se-jodió-to."

Have a day that isn't sejodioto, mi gente :-) lol

Sejodioto' by E.A.M. January 23, 2022

Sejokeret 

telling a joke, that reveals information that wasn’t supposed to

Bob: I haven’t heard that much noise since you had Ashley over.
Jessica: Who’s Ashley?

Gary: Dang it, Bob! You just had to make a sejokeret!

Sejokeret by samisntreal October 3, 2020

sejokeret 

a joke that someone tells that also reveals a secret, whether it be their own, or somebody else's.

chelsea: omg nathan asked me to prom last period!! he's so disgusting!
luna: damn, so close!! all we needed was for it to be bryan instead of nathan hahaha!
everyone else in the group: what?? do you like bryan or something???
chelsea: wtf luna?! i didn't tell anybody else about my crush on bryan except you!!
luna: oops! i didn't know i was the only one who knew, sorry!! but you have to admit, that was a pretty funny sejokeret.

sejokeret by liakxylol October 3, 2020

SeJosh 

SeJosh is the ship between the SB19's member, Pablo (Sejun before) and Josh; the kuya line. Their shippers are called "Friendships". Their agenda since last year is for SeJosh to have a picture together and they kept on asking, "SeJosh silka when?" (Selca = silka // the shippers used silka instead of selca.)

SeJosh lubog! Kwak kwak.

SeJosh by patonation March 1, 2021

Belangkas dua sejoli 

Refer to a perfectly matched couple who are inseparable. They're always being together wherever they go.

Jimin and Jungkook are belangkas dua sejoli because when there's Jimin, there'll be jungkook by his side.

Belangkas dua sejoli by Jikooktrash March 10, 2020

sejoud 

Shes funny and always happy, she can be seen as weird but when your close to her she is so sweet. beware tho she may slap ur ass.

Person: yea ik AHH WHAT WAS THAT"
sejoud: "wow ur ass is so juicy"

sejoud by JMSK November 20, 2021