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Sedgwick 

Sedgwick (as in Sedgwick Claims Management Services), is a worldwide insurance company crafted in the deep reaches of soulless corporate hell, often hired by large corporations, such as Walmart, Home Depot, or any big box retailer to minimize loss by invalidating claims made by victims of workplace neglect. In cases where it isn't possible to invalidate the claimant, Sedgwick will use other methods to reduce the victim's drive. This includes, but is not limited to, denying each and every request for hospitalization, treatment, or damages. You will need a lawyer to live through the fight, so ask your doctor if he has any recommendations.
"Oh no," the doctor sighed, "Your employer's insurance carrier is through Sedgwick claims... they're known as the Walmart Insurance company from hell, because they're going to deny you any help at all-- you're going to have to fight just to breathe." --paraphrasing my doctor.
Sedgwick by SimLaw June 1, 2018
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sedgwick 

used to be "home of the trojan's"
shit hole school,
full of BITCHES aka megan coppenger!
Mr Nelson can suck my dick :D
Trick 2:"Hey I enrolled in that run downed school in the sticks, I think its called sedgwick???"

Trick 1: "Aw man watch out for that megan girl"

sedgwick 

used to be "home of the trojan's"
shit hole school,
full of BITCHES aka megan coppenger!
Mr Nelson can suck my dick :D
Trick 2:"Hey I enrolled in that run downed school in the sticks, I think its called sedgwick???"

Trick 1: "Aw man watch out for that megan girl"

Sedgwick County Zoo 

A zoo located in the city Wichita, in the county of Sedgwick.
Hey, lets go to the Sedgwick County Zoo!

Sedgwick high school 

The stupidest school ever made. Full of drama and whores
Everyone has fucked everyone in Sedgwick High School

edie sedgwick 

A blue blooded heiress from Santa Barbara. The Sedgwicks also had a history of mental illness, alcoholism and suicide. She spent her teen years in Silver Hill or Bloomingdale Hospital. Her parents forced her into mental institutions and electroshock therapy. She dropped out of Cambridge University to pursue a modeling career in New York. Fell with the Warhol crowd. Almost burnt down the Chelsea Hotel. She died of a barbiturate overdose at the age of 28. To many, she summarized what it meant to be young, beautiful and carefree.

A movie "Factory Girl" starring Sienna Miller is said to be in works about Edie's life. Most likely it will exploit Edie and she will have her faced spashed on shirts in Hot Topic.
Paris Hilton wishes she was half as cool as Edie Sedgwick.
edie sedgwick by Naomi55 August 31, 2005

Edie Sedgwick 

Trustafarian/youthquaker/all-around "it girl" of '65 from a mentally unstable paternal lineage, believed by pseudo-mod teens and twenty-somethings to be something of a demigod, although she was a deplorable actor who could not memorize the most basic of scripts (in the few Warhol films in which she actually had to act, that is), is believed to have been a pathological liar, and eventually wound up a strung-out moll of a biker gang before getting married for a very short time, subsequently dying of an "acute barbiturate overdose" in '71.

Her once again marketable face and name (thanks in part to the 2006 flick, "Factory Girl") is now slapped across Urban Outfitters, Hottopic, and 80s Purple shirts and totes as far as the eye can see.
Pseudo-mod teenie bopper: Edie Sedgwick is my idol! She was the most beautiful, talented woman to ever walk the face of the Earth!
Edie Sedgwick by Humberttt October 25, 2007