Security Department

The most incompetent department in the whole of ogodyes's SCPF. They never do their job and always avoid it. Extremely inactive and usually messes with MTF duties.

Security Department? Those clowns are so retarded and inactive.

by JoeMamaBenDover November 3, 2019

Security Department

The largest and most efficient combative department in the Foundation, home to the legendary Strategic Security Unit. Normally found in the Class-D Containment, they are the forefront to the protection of the Foundation against rioters. Certain elements may also assist in protection against raids, if need be.

The Strategic Security Unit? Aren't they a Security Department unit on par with MTF?

by KindleKramer October 31, 2019

Internal Security Department

Creepy fuckers in the SCP Foundation that will stalk, interrogate and murder you at the first sign of trouble. Supposedly don't exist.

Person 1: "Hey did you hear about Dr. █████ getting dragged in by the Internal Security Department?" Person 2: "Who's ISD?"

by iiGibbyz December 9, 2020

Department of Homeland Security

(US GOVERNMENT) Cabinet level position created by the Bush Administration in 2003. One of the most costly and poorly executed reorganizations in US history, it essentially blew hundreds of billions of dollars on unrelated and pointless government projects intended to reward members of congress who sided with the president.

The DHS budget's largest line items are:

*the Customs and Border Protection (CBP)-20%;

*the Federal Emergency Management Administration (FEMA)-19%;
*the Coast Guard (USCG; formerly part of the Department of Transportation {DOT})-18%;

*the Transportation Security Administration (TSA)-12%;

*Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)-10%;

*Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)-5%.

(Percentages are of the FY 2011 DHS Budget--$57 billion

The Department of Homeland Security was created to bring most federally-controlled law enforcement bodies into one single, union-free, whistle-blower-free, department. Riders to the Homeland Security Act cost taxpayers billions in useless programs.

by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010