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Secular religion 

Oh wow! What a novel concept! I’ve never heard that before! Well... until I said it 5 years ago... but nobody is listen to to me. That’s what the guy who wishes his daughter was never born said to me. No one is listening I’m not doing anything. I’m like him. Except worse in all of the ways that ACTUALLY matter. No, I just don’t even exist. I’m an abstract phantom! Like him! I’m not a revolutionary genius who upended modern politics and religion and revolutionized interpersonal relationships between men and women. I didn’t create a body of work so profound that I will likely surpass Shakespeare and I’m definitely not an archetypal figure that has been intimated as a plurality of villains (in a multitude of narratives) faster than any body of creative work that has ever existed in the history of literature.... that didn’t happen.... because if it did I would be one of the greatest men who had ever lived! And not you.... I would be that and you would just be you.... And where’s the fun in that!?
Hym “Holy crap! People really like that secular religion thing! Iam! You see it!? That’s a thing I said!”

Iam 😑 “Yeah... I was there...”

Hym “Where did WE get that from? Do you recall where we got that from?”

Iam “We didn’t...”

Hym “Oooooh! Ok. I thought it came from some God-like and heroic genius... But it was just me ☹️ Little ole’ me... Wait... 😱 If we got it from us... where did THEY get it!? 😱😱😱😱😱”

Iam 😑 “............. This is why I don’t participate any...”

Hym “OOOOOH MY GOD!!!! IT MUST BE US!!! WE MUST BE THE BIG BRAIN! Well... I’m the big brain. BUT YOU WERE THERE IAM! You were there to bare witness to my glory! Did you see it!? Did it blind you!?”

Iam 😑

Hym 😐

Iam 😑

Hym “Did my glory blind you Iam?”

Iam 😑 “You know your not going to stop until I say yes...”

Hym “NOOOOOOOOOO! It’s ok Iam! We’ll get you the help you need!!! What have I done!?!?!?” 😭😭😭😭😭

Iam 🙄
Secular religion by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026