secret squirrel

secret agents such as CIA, FBI, ATF, etc. Undercover police officer.

runnin from secret squirrel

secret squirrel by Tom Max November 13, 2003

SECRET SQUIRREL

You and/or someone is up to something .......They ain't saying..

He isn't telling anyone anything,up to some secret squirrel shit again......Fucker.

SECRET SQUIRREL by GS71 October 29, 2019

Secret Squirrel

A cue from an old cartoon show that was a parody of the spy genre; one of the characters was a squirrel spy. Originally meant to refer to someone working in covert operations or intelligence (undercover police, CIA, military intelligence, etc).

It is now often used to refer to people who claim to have worked in the intelligence community in online forums and in person out of context with questionable veracity - ie potential/real poseurs/frauds.

Forum poster X - " I worked in intelligence for 5 years and served in special operations but my service history is completely classified."

Forum poster Y -" Oh great, another secret squirrel."

Secret Squirrel by Panzer88 June 24, 2010

Secret Squirrel

One who dissapears or acts as if he/she is sly, or does sneaky things without peers knowing. Usaully when a person is a Secret Squirrel, that person acts scary as if someone is on to them or, knows whatever the secret might be. This word comes from an Hanna-Babera created cartoon, which tells about a detective/spy Squirrel who jumps around hiding and solving mysteries. My dad also likes to call my older sister and my mother a Secret Squirrel often when playing aorund with them.

Im tired of my friend jumping around like we dont know what shes doing, Secret Squirrels never learn.

Secret Squirrel by Invisible Girl The Chick June 5, 2010

secret squirrel

Secretly masturbating and then ejaculating, or "busting a nut" if you will, upon the face of an unsuspecting individual. Then whisper into that person's ear: "shhh...secret squirrel."

My girlfriend thought old school cartoons were boring until I showed her secret squirrel.

secret squirrel by Bearsquito August 8, 2007

Secret Squirrel

Someone you tell all your secrets to. Someone trustworthy, non-judgemental, and in the best cases good at giving advice. One may have different secret squirrels for different types of secrets, or multiple secret squirrels for all their secrets.

Jim: I need to talk to someone i can trust about this...
Mark: Don't worry bro, I gotchu
Jim: Thanks man, you're the best secret squirrel EVER

Secret Squirrel by swagmasta3k December 28, 2013

Secret squirrel

A term used by lawmen for covert, sneaky overtime received through a contract

Did you hear about the secret squirrel ot that Melonie got just for being hot?

Secret squirrel by weaselworm May 18, 2019