Someone you tell all your secrets to. Someone trustworthy, non-judgemental, and in the best cases good at giving advice. One may have different secret squirrels for different types of secrets, or multiple secret squirrels for all their secrets.
Jim: I need to talk to someone i can trust about this...
Mark: Don't worry bro, I gotchu
Jim: Thanks man, you're the best secret squirrel EVER
Mark: Don't worry bro, I gotchu
Jim: Thanks man, you're the best secret squirrel EVER
by swagmasta3k December 29, 2013