The small group of friends who privately chill without letting mumbles, mr shankadoodle, or QUE HACESS TUU?-boy join in. Founded by mumbles himself. also known as S-squared, or the SS

Uhhh wuh yuu ahvin ahnuffer secwret sothiety meeeting thisth weekend?!
- Mumbles

Secret Society by Waldo April 10, 2003

Secret Society of Sick Cunts (SSSC)

A unspoken society that has no geographical or cultural boundaries, so members are found worldwide. Commonly they can be found vibing front left of the dance floor of electronic music events and clubs. An all-knowing look, as your souls become one with the bass can confirm eternal membership of the SSSC.

N.B. People can be really awesome but not necessarily apart of the SSSC. If you know you know, you know?

The DJ dropped a banger and I locked eyes with another chick on the dfloor. In that moment, I knew - she was apart of the Secret Society of Sick Cunts (SSSC).

Secret Society of Sick Cunts (SSSC) by bakedgoods22 July 1, 2021

Secret Society of Lobster People

A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?

The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.

The Secret Society of Lobster People doesn't exist so forget about it.

Secret Society of Lobster People by iloveandmissuall December 22, 2014

Andie's Secret Society

A secret society ran by Andie (unfunny person), also known as A.S.S

I'm going to join Andie's Secret Society!

Andie's Secret Society by DoverTheDawg March 6, 2021

Safeway Secret Society

1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.

2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.

Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)

Safeway Secret Society by Penis McPherson December 27, 2007

SSOT- Secret Society of Teachers

A society of teachers planning, either for making students miserable or taking over a school. Most SSOT are formed with school knowledge and have the principal as the leader or head.

The SSOT- Secret Society of Teachers created the SOLS to make students suffer.

SSOT- Secret Society of Teachers by WelcomeNewWorld September 11, 2013

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026